• Front of a mustard yellow t-shirt that has a list that reads "60% Cotton 25% Dog Hair 15% Drool" in white text.
  • Side view of the right sleeve of the t-shirt showing a small white Big Dog Energy Company logo, which is a Newfoundland dog silhouette over the company name, with a smaller saying "Big Products for Big Pups" underneath the logo, also in white text.
  • Front of a black heather t-shirt that has a list that reads "60% Cotton 25% Dog Hair 15% Drool" in white text.
  • Front of a navy blue t-shirt that has a list that reads "60% Cotton 25% Dog Hair 15% Drool" in white text.
  • Front of a red t-shirt that has a list that reads "60% Cotton 25% Dog Hair 15% Drool" in white text.
  • Front of a heather midnight navy t-shirt that has a list that reads "60% Cotton 25% Dog Hair 15% Drool" in white text.
  • Front of a heather forest green t-shirt that has a list that reads "60% Cotton 25% Dog Hair 15% Drool" in white text.
  • Front of a maroon t-shirt that has a list that reads "60% Cotton 25% Dog Hair 15% Drool" in white text.
  • Front of a true royal blue t-shirt that has a list that reads "60% Cotton 25% Dog Hair 15% Drool" in white text.
  • Front of a dark grey heather t-shirt that has a list that reads "60% Cotton 25% Dog Hair 15% Drool" in white text.
  • Front of a berry pink t-shirt that has a list that reads "60% Cotton 25% Dog Hair 15% Drool" in white text.
  • Front of an asphalt gray t-shirt that has a list that reads "60% Cotton 25% Dog Hair 15% Drool" in white text.
  • Front of an olive green t-shirt that has a list that reads "60% Cotton 25% Dog Hair 15% Drool" in white text.
  • Front of a heather deep teal t-shirt that has a list that reads "60% Cotton 25% Dog Hair 15% Drool" in white text.
  • Front of a heather true royal blue t-shirt that has a list that reads "60% Cotton 25% Dog Hair 15% Drool" in white text.
  • Front of a toast orange t-shirt that has a list that reads "60% Cotton 25% Dog Hair 15% Drool" in white text.
  • Front of a mauve pink t-shirt that has a list that reads "60% Cotton 25% Dog Hair 15% Drool" in white text.
  • Front of a steel blue t-shirt that has a list that reads "60% Cotton 25% Dog Hair 15% Drool" in white text.
  • Front of a strobe yellow/green t-shirt that has a list that reads "60% Cotton 25% Dog Hair 15% Drool" in white text.
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Big Dog Energy Company

Unisex Collateral Damage Tee

Unisex Collateral Damage Tee

$27.00 USD
$27.00 USD
Sale Sold out

When's the last time you had a sandwich without your dog's hair in it? Do you block off two nights a week to scrape dried drool off your walls? We have your badge of achievement right here. Bonus: It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

*Please note that the color of the back (and side) of your shirt will match the color that you select in the dropdown (they won't all have yellow backs, as festive as that seems).

Size Guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53


***Please note that this item is custom-printed to your order, and as such, can only be returned or exchanged in the event of a misprint or damage/defect. These events would need to be brought to our attention within 30 days after receiving your item in order to allow us to exchange your item for a new one.

Materials

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester).

Returns & Exchanges

Check out our Return & Exchange Policies.

Dimensions

See Size Guide above.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. Do not dry clean.

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  • Free Shipping on Orders Over $60!

    It's the age of the Internet. We know you could choose to spend your money ANYWHERE, but you chose us. We're grateful for the opportunity to serve you, so as a small thank you, we offer free shipping on all orders over $60.

  • Hassle-Free Exchanges

    We understand that things happen and not all purchases are perfect. We want you to feel good about your choice to spend your hard-earned cash (and for your pup to be happy). Our generous return and exchange policies reflect that!